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jhonka! every time i set foot in the restaurant where i work, i get 'girl from ipanema' stuck in my head. why is this? perhaps because of all that wine. i kinda forgot about looking for a job. how soon is too soon? i want to help another kitty find a home. should i let one find me? it has only been a week. i will wait. labor day weekend was a joke - spent all four days (starting friday) at the bite of portland, a half-assed food-based festival, selling sarongs and indonesian imports. i made rent, but managed to do harm to my lower back, folded over on a stool with no support, wanting to fall over and die. amazing sightings this weekend: 1. man with incredible cro-magnon brow. it literally jutted out - forehead and *blammo!* BROW, like a little shelf for shiny things. i shit you not. 2. feathered mullet, shiny velvety WHITE shirt, tight WHITE jeans, WHITE cowboy boots. this man was a vision, truly. i saw him from afar and was hypnotized. unfortunately, he did not come any closer, so i cannot report on whether or not the boots were the kind that are sorta scrunchy, like those socks that were so popular. 3. 'wall hanging' sarong: beginning at the bottom, with a pair of eyes. innocent enough, yes? continuing up, we find a PEGASUS, not wait, a UNICORN, no wait, BOTH. a PEGACORN or something, with radiating colors from the open wings, and concentric circles emanating from the tip of the horn. holy christ, it was the ugliest thing i have ever seen, and so i fucking bought it. it will make an excellent gift. |
